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Sunday, November 29, 2009

Top medical student pick up lines

Some funny pick up lines that a classmate found. Warning, some are pretty bad...

My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.

(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?

My adductor isn't the only thing that's longus.

I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.

Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.

(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?

When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.

How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?

Baby, you make me vasodilate!

No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.

Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?

That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.

I am an organ donor, need anything?

Come into my office and take off your pants.

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