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Thursday, November 1, 2012

Grandmother's fashion tips

Conversation at the dinner table:
Grandmother: Is that really what you wear every day?
Me: Yes...
Grandmother: You dress so old fashioned!
Me: O_o  ...YOU dressed old fashioned!

Watching TV:
Grandmother: you said you didn't like dresses, so do you like skirt pants? (pants that look like a skirt)
Me: No...
Grandmother: come try my skirt pants!
Me: No thanks.
Grandmother: Come, come, try it on and see!
Me: No, please.
Grandmother: (while pushing my head) come on! Let me see how you fit, and I can get you skirt pants!
Me: No! No! Please don't make me!
Grandmother: Well, you said you don't like dresses, so you should wear skirt pants.
Me: I never said I DON'T like dresses, just that I don't care for them!

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