Motorcyclist

Funny conversation between my friend and I:
Me: oh good, that biker has a helmet
Mw: but she doesn't have any other protective gear on.
Me: she?!!
Mw: look at those short shorts!
Me: ooh, right.
(biker zooms in front if us and shirt flares up behind her)
Both of us: wooooo...that shirt went up really high!
(we drive in front of biker)
Me: um...shirt wide open, definitely no boob.