We decided to help teach 6th graders for church, and they say the funniest things:
When asked what their plans were for the summer, two of the boys says they were going on a summer trip, but neither knew where they were going.
"Do you want a hearing aid? I saw some on sale next to H-Mart"
"My mom says the best mother Day gift I could give is not fighting with my brother."
"Someone tried to get me to join a cult school."
Ab: when was a time you were falsely accused?
Kid: when sleeping during Friday night fellowship?
Ab: how can you handle that false accusation better?
Kid: fall asleep for real.
Ab: Jesus was betrayed for only $300.
Kid: what!? I would want $300,000.
Ab: how can you deal with disappointment?
Kid: you can think about all the people who did worse than you!
Ab: uh...ya...that could make you feel better
Kid: let me rephrase that! You can be thankful for what you do have
Teacher: why were the doors locked after Jesus rose?
Student: ghosts
Student 2: yes ghosts!
Teachers: ghosts?
Student: everyone is MEDIUM popular.
Teacher: So you're not worried about being unemployed?
Student: Well, we're not adults yet, we'll worry about it later.
Teacher: for adults, a lot of people struggle with sex and staying faithful.
Student: ooooo...we're not supposed to talk about that
Student 2: only if you are immature about it.
Teacher: what do you struggle most with?
Student: I struggle most with helping others who are struggling. For example, when someone falls down, I pat their head and say sleep soundly.
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