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Friday, August 19, 2011

Blonde, Asian, non-smoking pharmacist named Deborah

Apparently these are the traits of high earning women:

  • Named Deborah
  • Asian, blond (i'm assuming it's "or" as opposed to "and", unless there are blond asians, which is just weird)
  • Born in Westlake, TX
  • Attractive - maybe I should start putting on those fake eyelashes
  • Tall - hm...what if i'm tall in asian standards?
  • Left-handed
  • Non-smoker
  • Single and childless
  • Eldest child
  • Pharmacist, more educated
  • Assertive - darn, i gotta work on this one
  • Drinker - really? man, this doesn't fit well with being asian.  It's like an oxymoron.
  • Current residence of Washington DC
  • Good credit report
  • 25 lb lighter than average weight for height - Seriously? That would make me anorexic - seriously, that's just not right.
Okay, sure, certain traits are good to make more money...but at the expense of the valuable things in life is just not worth it.

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