There was a really cute/funny blog about a father who wrote various post-it notes during his first year as a father: Message With A Bottle. Here are some favorites:
"Up all night, sleeps all night, pisses on himself for no reason - it's like a small version of me in college."
"Remember to check the pee rag is in place....next time i try to kiss him in the stomach while changing him."
"Parenting is a terrible job if you think about it: long hours, no pay, the boss is moody and demanding and benefits don't kick in until years later. Ehh at least my coworker is hot."
"Baby loves watching me play video games. What kind of dad would i be to deprive if i denied him that joy? One more game for the sake of the baby."
"Baby Fight Club!"
(Thanks, SD)
"Up all night, sleeps all night, pisses on himself for no reason - it's like a small version of me in college."
"Remember to check the pee rag is in place....next time i try to kiss him in the stomach while changing him."
"Parenting is a terrible job if you think about it: long hours, no pay, the boss is moody and demanding and benefits don't kick in until years later. Ehh at least my coworker is hot."
"Baby loves watching me play video games. What kind of dad would i be to deprive if i denied him that joy? One more game for the sake of the baby."
"Baby Fight Club!"
(Thanks, SD)
Haha :-) Thanks for posting this!
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