Funny intern moment #1 (from MNZ):
I'm checking up on a patient last night around 2am, and I find her sitting in her wheelchair in the dark. We chat, and I ask her how she's doing. Fine she replies. Ok well are you sleeping ok? Yes, I'm sleeping real good, doc. Ok so then why are you sitting up in the middle of the night rather than lying in your bed? Because I'm going to the bathroom doc. I look down and realize her wheelchair is actually a commode. Ooops, haha. Good times.